Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....
Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a couple of minutes sardar
cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete.
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Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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sochta raha
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sochta raha
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....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere
kyu nahi...
Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nahi hoga.......
If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
how will he dial........?
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...He will first dial ..... 94494 and then "REDIAL".....................
Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......
Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rahi hai
Police: kon de rha hai
sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......
Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak And he said: " ese latak
ne se height nhi badhti,
mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN pee laye.. "..
Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........
One day Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
months.
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi
thi.
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Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi, kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
once saradji..was drinking water......
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...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi joke
chahiye tumhe...
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jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
my fav sardar part - 1
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.
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Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Sardar: Please Insert Disc.
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DIFFERENT SARDAR’S..
1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.
2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
4.Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.
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TICKET TICKET..
Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children.
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SARDAR IN AMERICA..
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.
After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.
Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.
After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
“I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said,
“I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,
” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said,
” The keys were in my pocket only”.
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.
Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
“This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this…!!!”
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
_________________
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
_________________
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
_________________
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
_________________
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
_________________
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….
_________________
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
_________________
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
_________________
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
_________________
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
_________________
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
_________________
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
_________________
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
_________________
Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!
_________________
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.
_________________
Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Sardar: Please Insert Disc.
_________________
DIFFERENT SARDAR’S..
1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.
2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
4.Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.
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TICKET TICKET..
Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children.
_________________
SARDAR IN AMERICA..
Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.
After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.
Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.
After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
“I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said,
“I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,
” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said,
” The keys were in my pocket only”.
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.
Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
“This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this…!!!”
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