Sardaar part - 2

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?

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1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....





Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a couple of minutes sardar
cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......





Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete.
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Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere
kyu nahi...







Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nahi hoga.......







If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
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...He will first dial ..... 94494 and then "REDIAL".....................







Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......





Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rahi hai
Police: kon de rha hai
sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......



Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak And he said: " ese latak
ne se height nhi badhti,
mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN pee laye.. "..






Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....




Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........





One day Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
months.
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi
thi.
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Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi, kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..














once saradji..was drinking water......
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...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi joke
chahiye tumhe...
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jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...